Ah, April! The skies are blue, the birds are singing, the warm sun makes you want to get out and dig in the soil, maybe get in a bike ride or two before tax day.
But wait, what? A snow storm? In April?
Mother Nature is confused. She’s protesting global warming and lobbying for global cooling. She’s stopping traffic to the local J. Crew to guarantee herself a lookalike outfit from Michelle Obama’s wardrobe.
Well at least the White Sox get to cancel opening day, something they haven’t done since 1982. That might not be a good thing for Sox fans but think of all the effort that’ll save the traffic police.
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